RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus?
October 1, 2013 at 1:31 pm
(This post was last modified: October 1, 2013 at 1:32 pm by Cyberman.)
Quote:9 When Jesus rose early on the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had driven seven demons.
Was that the bit when he opened the window and appeared naked to a thousand followers? Then his mother burst in and said he was "a very naughty boy"? I get these things mixed up, you see.
Because if it is, we all know what "out of whom he had driven seven demons" means (fnarr fnarr).
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
