Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution

[Ryantology]

I remember once telling my dad that I would find boxing more exciting if they put a blind and drunken retard in a robotic body up against somebody Floyd Mayweather or Manny Pacquiao, so you'd have a thrashing of a comically-inept opponent that was too stupid to ever fall. Thanks for providing the forum equivalent of this vision for everybody.