As the resident representative of the Amalgamated Guild of Prophets, Soothsayers and Vaticinatious Oracles, I feel it is incumbent upon me to say that not all of our members make shit up as they go along. What an opprobrious, if not libellous, suggestion. Some of us make shit up after the fact and pass it off as historical pronouncement, others use the shit that the client has said and then get the client to supply context.
Present interlocutor excepted, obviously.
Present interlocutor excepted, obviously.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'