Purchasing One's Atheism Cheaply

[Esquilax]

You born without any metaphysical belief but you were also born without any toilet training.

You know, I was going to give you credit, because that's actually a fairly good line, if nothing else... but then I realized that in this comparison, the analogue of god is poop, and the analogue of metaphysical belief is the act of depositing that poop in a toilet, to be washed far away, like the refuse it is.

In that sense, I agree with you.