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Quick Questions for Professor
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Quick Questions for Professor
I am currently taking 6mg of Cyclobenzaprine, three times per day. This 6-6-6 formulation clearly indicates that I am the anti-Christ. I have a few questions regarding this:

1. When I stop taking the pills, will I no longer be the anti-Christ?

2. If I am no longer the anti-Christ, what are my minions supposed to do, and will I be required to give them unemployment compensation?

3. I'm thinking of writing a tell-all book about my experiences during my three-week tenure as the Beast - can you recommend a publisher?

Thank you for your time.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax



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Quick Questions for Professor - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 17, 2013 at 7:55 pm
RE: Quick Questions for Professor - by Fruity - October 17, 2013 at 8:04 pm
RE: Quick Questions for Professor - by Zazzy - October 17, 2013 at 8:06 pm
RE: Quick Questions for Professor - by freedomfromforum - October 17, 2013 at 8:07 pm
RE: Quick Questions for Professor - by Cyberman - October 17, 2013 at 8:47 pm
RE: Quick Questions for Professor - by Fruity - October 17, 2013 at 8:11 pm
RE: Quick Questions for Professor - by Zazzy - October 17, 2013 at 8:15 pm

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