The universe appears "old", but it is still less than 10,000 years old

[Esquilax]

@OP,

I have a similar problem, but the Christian solution to my dilemma is somewhat attractive. You see, my balls are getting closer to my feet. Using Christian logic, a sagging scrotum isn't a sign of age; it's a sign that God only wants me to think that I'm getting older, but I'm actually still young. Fucking brilliant!

Of course, that also requires you to consider as real the idea that god is handling your nuts. I dunno if that's an adequate tradeoff.