RE: The universe appears "old", but it is still less than 10,000 years old
October 24, 2013 at 6:26 am
(October 24, 2013 at 1:47 am)cato123 Wrote: @OP,
I have a similar problem, but the Christian solution to my dilemma is somewhat attractive. You see, my balls are getting closer to my feet. Using Christian logic, a sagging scrotum isn't a sign of age; it's a sign that God only wants me to think that I'm getting older, but I'm actually still young. Fucking brilliant!
It gets better still. Creationist math means that if you were not young, then given the current rate of testicular descent, the scrotum on a new born baby would have to be located between the nipples