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The Onion: God eats humans on occasion

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The Onion: God eats humans on occasion
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RE: The Onion: God eats humans on occasion
October 26, 2013 at 12:11 am
(October 25, 2013 at 11:27 pm)Polaris Wrote: Why didn't he eat me? Was I not tasty enough?

I don't know.. Or maybe he saves the best ones for last Wink

Come to think of it, isn't this kind of Cthulhu's schtick?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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The Onion: God eats humans on occasion - by Kayenneh - October 21, 2013 at 6:23 am
RE: The Onion: God eats humans on occasion - by Owlix - October 25, 2013 at 1:43 am
RE: The Onion: God eats humans on occasion - by Kayenneh - October 25, 2013 at 5:31 am
RE: The Onion: God eats humans on occasion - by Owlix - October 25, 2013 at 9:08 pm
RE: The Onion: God eats humans on occasion - by Polaris - October 25, 2013 at 11:27 pm
RE: The Onion: God eats humans on occasion - by Kayenneh - October 26, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: The Onion: God eats humans on occasion - by Jackalope - October 26, 2013 at 3:58 pm

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