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If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?

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If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
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If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
September 6, 2022 at 2:08 am
He watches us, and he probably masturbates when people obey him and do the religious ritual of marriage. Why wouldnt he?

Though its more on rules of a incel isnt it? Do what i say or i will burn you. You have sex outside marriage or is pleasing each other in a way i dont approve of. Well hell for you.

You ever seen that movie "10 to Midnight"?

Also meeting a girlfriend tommorow. She is into kinky stuff and not married. So there you go. Nice gal though
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September 6, 2022 at 2:10 am
I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
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September 6, 2022 at 2:13 am
(September 6, 2022 at 2:10 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

lol
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September 6, 2022 at 3:33 am
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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September 6, 2022 at 3:53 am
(September 6, 2022 at 2:08 am)Woah0 Wrote: He watches us, and he probably masturbates when people obey him and do the religious ritual of marriage. Why wouldnt he?

Though its more on rules of a incel isnt it? Do what i say or i will burn you. You have sex outside marriage or is pleasing each other in a way i dont approve of. Well hell for you.

You ever seen that movie "10 to Midnight"?

Also meeting a girlfriend tommorow. She is into kinky stuff and not married. So there you go. Nice gal though

Was it a traumatic brain injury, or something congenital?

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November 2, 2022 at 2:42 pm
(September 6, 2022 at 2:10 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

I don't understand the humor here? What's the necessary context to under this joke/satire?
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November 14, 2022 at 5:11 am (This post was last modified: November 14, 2022 at 5:12 am by Rev. Rye.)
(November 2, 2022 at 2:42 pm)HankMoody316 Wrote:
(September 6, 2022 at 2:10 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

I don't understand the humor here? What's the necessary context to under this joke/satire?

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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
November 26, 2022 at 1:28 am
Porn is a video thing and for simps. God doesn't exist anyway.
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