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If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
September 6, 2022 at 2:08 am
He watches us, and he probably masturbates when people obey him and do the religious ritual of marriage. Why wouldnt he?
Though its more on rules of a incel isnt it? Do what i say or i will burn you. You have sex outside marriage or is pleasing each other in a way i dont approve of. Well hell for you.
You ever seen that movie "10 to Midnight"?
Also meeting a girlfriend tommorow. She is into kinky stuff and not married. So there you go. Nice gal though
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
September 6, 2022 at 2:10 am
I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
September 6, 2022 at 3:33 am
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
September 6, 2022 at 3:53 am
(September 6, 2022 at 2:08 am)Woah0 Wrote: He watches us, and he probably masturbates when people obey him and do the religious ritual of marriage. Why wouldnt he?
Though its more on rules of a incel isnt it? Do what i say or i will burn you. You have sex outside marriage or is pleasing each other in a way i dont approve of. Well hell for you.
You ever seen that movie "10 to Midnight"?
Also meeting a girlfriend tommorow. She is into kinky stuff and not married. So there you go. Nice gal though
Was it a traumatic brain injury, or something congenital?
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
November 2, 2022 at 2:42 pm
(September 6, 2022 at 2:10 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
I don't understand the humor here? What's the necessary context to under this joke/satire?
Therefore, let us glory, yea, we will glory in the Lord; yes, we will rejoice, for our joy is full; yea, we will praise our God forever. Behold, who can glory too much in the Lord? Yea, who can say too much of his great power, and of his mercy, and of his long-suffering towards to children of men? Behold, I say unto you, I cannot say the smallest part which I feel. 🙏
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
November 26, 2022 at 1:28 am
Porn is a video thing and for simps. God doesn't exist anyway.