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If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
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If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
He watches us, and he probably masturbates when people obey him and do the religious ritual of marriage. Why wouldnt he?

Though its more on rules of a incel isnt it? Do what i say or i will burn you. You have sex outside marriage or is pleasing each other in a way i dont approve of. Well hell for you.

You ever seen that movie "10 to Midnight"?

Also meeting a girlfriend tommorow. She is into kinky stuff and not married. So there you go. Nice gal though
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
(September 6, 2022 at 2:10 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

lol
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
(September 6, 2022 at 2:08 am)Woah0 Wrote: He watches us, and he probably masturbates when people obey him and do the religious ritual of marriage. Why wouldnt he?

Though its more on rules of a incel isnt it? Do what i say or i will burn you. You have sex outside marriage or is pleasing each other in a way i dont approve of. Well hell for you.

You ever seen that movie "10 to Midnight"?

Also meeting a girlfriend tommorow. She is into kinky stuff and not married. So there you go. Nice gal though

Was it a traumatic brain injury, or something congenital?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
(September 6, 2022 at 2:10 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

I don't understand the humor here? What's the necessary context to under this joke/satire?
Therefore, let us glory, yea, we will glory in the Lord; yes, we will rejoice, for our joy is full; yea, we will praise our God forever. Behold, who can glory too much in the Lord? Yea, who can say too much of his great power, and of his mercy, and of his long-suffering towards to children of men? Behold, I say unto you, I cannot say the smallest part which I feel. 🙏
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
(November 2, 2022 at 2:42 pm)HankMoody316 Wrote:
(September 6, 2022 at 2:10 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: I don't know, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

I don't understand the humor here? What's the necessary context to under this joke/satire?

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And, yes, that's an actual Tweet made by Will Smith's son Jaden. If it doesn't make sense to you, well, the OP makes just about as much sense.
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RE: If god exists, isnt humans porn to him?
Porn is a video thing and for simps. God doesn't exist anyway.
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