Christian Apologetics and Arguments are Futile

[bennyboy]

The Purple Space Monkey is all powerful and thoughtful with the design of the universe, why would It not be able to come down as an invisible fairy and put happy-bubbles in the soul believers so they can do the Monkey Dance of Joy?

See the problem? I've just made up a bunch of stuff. Whether I believe in it, or whether I can convince a billion others to believe their experiences are related to it, is irrelevant.

Yes I do, I do see the problem, you have shed light on this and the problem is you. That's the most ridiculous thing I've seen.

GC

Really? More ridiculous than a man with a magic walking stick parting a sea? More ridiculous than a giant boat big enough to hold two of every animal in the world, including insects? More ridiculous than a man getting swallowed by a giant fish until God commands the fish "Thou shalt spitteth Jonah out"? More than the Creator of All incarnating and using his time on Earth to do party tricks at wedding parties?

I don't know, dude. Magic Space Monkey isn't looking that crazy to me. Perhaps you'll explain why YOUR obviously-made-up-stuff is superior to MY obviously-made-up-stuff?