I'm in between recognizing it as a personal attack but not exactly being offended, and "Other" since I equate being told I'm going to hell to being told I'm going to Mordor. "Uh... okay. Since I'm already headed that direction, does anyone have any powerful magical jewelry to destroy while I'm at it?"
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.