Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism

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Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism

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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism

October 31, 2013 at 2:45 pm (This post was last modified: October 31, 2013 at 2:48 pm by Doubting Thomas.)

Quote:Soon you’ve got a country full of children sucking on Satan’s sacks

It's so funny how fundie Christians say things which end up being a double entendre. Maybe they all just need to get laid. I think that's why this satire is so believable, because they're often saying such things as "gays ramming their sexuality down our throats!"

Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.

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Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Pretzel Logic - October 31, 2013 at 12:14 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Paraselene - October 31, 2013 at 12:16 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Pretzel Logic - October 31, 2013 at 12:19 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by LostLocke - October 31, 2013 at 1:05 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Minimalist - October 31, 2013 at 12:18 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Bob Kelso - October 31, 2013 at 12:24 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Walking Void - October 31, 2013 at 12:32 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Brian37 - October 31, 2013 at 12:35 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Ben Davis - October 31, 2013 at 12:36 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Brian37 - October 31, 2013 at 12:37 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Raeven - October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Walking Void - October 31, 2013 at 12:53 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Brian37 - October 31, 2013 at 1:14 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Jackalope - October 31, 2013 at 1:27 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Violet - October 31, 2013 at 3:09 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Anomalocaris - October 31, 2013 at 3:09 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Raeven - October 31, 2013 at 3:37 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Anomalocaris - October 31, 2013 at 5:09 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Minimalist - October 31, 2013 at 4:43 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Mxwll - October 31, 2013 at 1:38 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Doubting Thomas - October 31, 2013 at 2:45 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 31, 2013 at 3:06 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Walking Void - October 31, 2013 at 3:49 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Doubting Thomas - October 31, 2013 at 4:01 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Walking Void - October 31, 2013 at 4:59 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Pretzel Logic - October 31, 2013 at 5:03 pm

RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism - by Minimalist - October 31, 2013 at 6:20 pm

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