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Things I learned in church
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RE: Things I learned in church
November 5, 2013 at 2:02 pm
(November 5, 2013 at 2:46 am)Ivy Wrote: My last pastor:

"The day my son masturbates will be the day I failed as a pastor."

No joke.

So I guess he failed when the kid turned about 12 or 13? Seriously, how does he expect to prevent that? And if he's successful, that kid's going to have serious sexual hangups when he's older.

I remember how horny I was when I was that age, and if I didn't have some sort of release I'd probably have gone crazy from testosterone poisoning, not to mention walking around with a permanent hard-on.
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Things I learned in church

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Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 12:51 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Lion IRC - November 3, 2013 at 1:01 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Silver - November 3, 2013 at 1:59 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by freedomfromforum - November 3, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Cinjin - November 3, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Brakeman - November 3, 2013 at 1:10 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Einharjar - November 3, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 1:52 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 3, 2013 at 1:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bucky Ball - November 3, 2013 at 10:40 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Esquilax - November 3, 2013 at 11:07 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by DLJ - November 3, 2013 at 1:59 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 2:18 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 3, 2013 at 5:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 3, 2013 at 3:32 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 3, 2013 at 9:46 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Faith No More - November 3, 2013 at 7:10 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Doubting Thomas - November 3, 2013 at 8:32 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 10:18 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 4, 2013 at 12:38 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Esquilax - November 4, 2013 at 1:39 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Cinjin - November 4, 2013 at 1:46 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Doubting Thomas - November 4, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 5, 2013 at 10:59 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 12:41 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 2:02 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 4, 2013 at 4:25 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 11:23 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bucky Ball - November 5, 2013 at 1:18 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 5, 2013 at 4:18 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 4, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Godschild - November 5, 2013 at 1:48 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 2:46 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Esquilax - November 5, 2013 at 3:21 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 3:25 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:09 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Doubting Thomas - November 5, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 2:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 5, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 5, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 6, 2013 at 10:10 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 10:23 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 6, 2013 at 10:32 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 10:38 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 6, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 11:28 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 5, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 1:21 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Crossless1 - November 5, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ThomM - November 5, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 6, 2013 at 9:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by tokutter - November 6, 2013 at 10:40 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Godschild - November 5, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 5:53 pm

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