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Hey dumbasses!
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RE: Hey dumbasses!
This comment on the page of responses wins!

Rainbow-colored dinosaur will stay in front of school

Gary Dufresne Wrote:I've seen a few rainbows in my life. They are beautiful, but I can't help but wonder....is the sun gay for making a rainbow, or is water gay for refracting the light into a rainbow? Maybe the sun and water are being gay together? That's hot. Maybe our atmosphere is the gay one? Is the state of Hawaii gay for having the rainbow on their license plates, or are just the license plates gay? Oh my God.....I make rainbows ALL THE TIME with a hose on a sunny day. Am I forcing homosexuality on my lawn when I do that? Frankly, my lawn seems to like it. What we really need now is a good gay dinosaur joke: How many gay dinosaurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but it has to be a very large light bulb!!!! Anyway, following the genius line of thinking coming out of Granby, Mass., I think it's safe to say that since God makes the rainbows.....well, let's just say that Heaven is probably decorated very nicely.
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Hey dumbasses! - by Doubting Thomas - November 6, 2013 at 3:11 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by freedomfromforum - November 6, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by Jackalope - November 6, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by downbeatplumb - November 6, 2013 at 3:27 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by Jackalope - November 6, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by Doubting Thomas - November 6, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by freedomfromforum - November 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by downbeatplumb - November 6, 2013 at 3:32 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by freedomfromforum - November 6, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by Minimalist - November 6, 2013 at 3:55 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by Angrboda - November 7, 2013 at 7:37 am
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by kılıç_mehmet - November 7, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: Hey dumbasses! - by Ayen - November 8, 2013 at 7:16 am

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