I just don't speak bible-talk, I have no idea how to interpret things the right way. I have to rely on the interpretations of others, or a lot of cross referencing. I started reading Genesis on the Skeptics Annotated Bible (thanks! Brakeman, by the way) for at least 2 hours now, taking notes where I feel it's necessary. I think I'm done with my bible study session for today, and in two or more hours, y'know how far I got? to Genesis 15. All this cryptic wording and everything. As the Maitland's might say, that book reads worse than stereo instructions. I feel sorry for everyone that lived back then if this is how they talked as well.
When I finally get to Jesus' portion, I'm going to imagine his conversations with a cockney accent.
When I finally get to Jesus' portion, I'm going to imagine his conversations with a cockney accent.
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