Fundies say the darndest things AF Edition

[downbeatplumb]

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I got a topical one!


"I am very blessed to report that I received an overwhelming amount of emails making the link between the homosexual event in OKC and the massive tornado outbreak almost in the city. It does show that numbers of people now see these links on their own. They are walking in the fear of the Lord.The awesome disasters continue with no letup. Two events coincided and bracketed this incredible tornado storm that devastated Oklahoma. A bold homosexual event titled “The New Normal” ended Sunday and Kerry landed in Israel on Tuesday, to continue the plan to divide Israel and Jerusalem.The sheer size of this storm and the massive destruction once again shows that America has crossed the line with the Holy God of Israel. God’s stern warnings now appear over and the punishing judgments are following one after the other. It was just late last year that Hurricane Sandy smashed New York as the state and city were sealing homosexual “marriage”. This massive storm hit at the very time the state supreme court sealed this “marriage” into law.Oklahoma is supposed to be part of the Bible belt. How many churches were interceding before the Lord on Sunday about the open homosexuality in the streets of the state capital? I dare say almost none. I see this as judgment on the entire Christian church for not fearing God. How many of these massive destructive storms does God have to send before the church will see what is happening? Will it ever fear God and intercede and cry out to Him?It does get somewhat weary to tie these events together and yet the masses just refuse to believe that God is holy and will not tolerate the massive killing of babies in the womb and the homosexual agenda. He will not tolerate America violating His prophetic word for Israel. The problem is not with God as He has warned America since 1987. The problem lies with His church that has lost that God is holy and to walk in Godly fear of Him. Will the pastors of America please call your churches to repentance before the LORD. Will they cry out for an outpouring of the Holy Spirit to beat back the spirit of Antichrist? How much longer before it is “God’s Final Warning to America?”"

I know this is for the may tornados but I thought worth sharing. I'm sure someone will do the same for the next batch.

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All this talk about gay sex leveling cities has me wondering if anyone has thought of using it as a weapon.
Pick an enemy city, smuggle in a few hundred gay couples and let them bang away.
Surely if people really believed this shit this would have been tried.