The Nicest Christian Girl

[Cinjin]

Michael,

Remember the following four things as you ask her out ...

Christians are stupid.
Christian girls are really stupid.
Christian girls aren't supposed to have sex.
Christian girls suck a lot of dick.



Preacher's daughters however, will let you buttfuck them on their daddy's bible after you snort smack off their tits.
Use caution with the preacher's daughters. Just sayin.

And you call Christianity "Immoral"? I guess you are a Christian.

Ok, first of all Ronedee my signature is mocking ChadWooters signature. You may not be able to understand why but go compare our two signatures and then get back to me, I'll explain the sarcasm in my signature for you.

Secondly,

I'm clearly just pointing out that preacher's daughters OFTEN lean towards the "wild" side.

Thirdly, and I know your god disagrees with this -
Sex is not immorality. Having your dick sucked is not immoral. Doing lines of coke is not immoral although it is very unhealthy and I don't recommend anyone try it. You want to know what immorality is? Immorality is betraying the role of protector and taking advantage of little boys by fucking them in the ass while pretending to be a celibate disciple of Jesus.

Now that I've pulled your head out of your ass for a moment - hows the fresh air smell?