(November 26, 2013 at 11:45 am)Godlesspanther Wrote:(November 26, 2013 at 11:38 am)Ivy Wrote: Well, now. You didn't leave much room for other suggestions, now did you? I was going to say Pentecostals, but what you just said is over the top.
I will now proceed to talk in tongues. rababababaseek! ashalbababab.
If you are going with the Pentecostals, may as well go with the snake-handler sect. Pentecostal-plus they are.
You are too good for your own thread. It's like someone says, "Yeah, my dad can beat up two men at a time." And you say, "My dad can fuck two men at a time." Yup! You win!
I was six when I saw my first exorcism. I was also around six when I spoke in tongues (hmmmm busy year). When I was 17 a young preacher put his sweaty tie on my neck and said he had just given me his unction so I could go to the nations and preach the word of the god. When I was 18 I got locked up in a Pentecostal Bible institute because the god reveled I was a serpent, and I talked to a boy. When I was around 19 a preacher splashed his water bottle on the congregation saying that would replace wisdom teeth with gold teeth. Some people left there thinking it would happen over night. Yeah, pennies are wackos.
I survived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
