The Most Insane Christians

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The Most Insane Christians

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RE: The Most Insane Christians

November 27, 2013 at 7:11 pm

(November 26, 2013 at 11:38 am)Ivy Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 11:36 am)Godlesspanther Wrote:

What type of Christians are the most insane?

I'm going to go with the reconstructionists. These goons believe that in order for Jesus to return they have to prepare society for him by creating a strict Xtian theocracy based on biblical literalism. Complete with the stoning to death of anyone who does not want to go along with their plan.

The most well-known is Gary North. He thinks that public execution by stoning is really groovy because stones don't cost anything.

He's a sick fuck.

Well, now. You didn't leave much room for other suggestions, now did you? I was going to say Pentecostals, but what you just said is over the top.

I will now proceed to talk in tongues. rababababaseek! ashalbababab.

Now that's a tongue twister!

GC

God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.

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The Most Insane Christians - by Godlesspanther - November 26, 2013 at 11:36 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Fruity - November 26, 2013 at 11:38 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Godlesspanther - November 26, 2013 at 11:45 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Fruity - November 26, 2013 at 11:55 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Godschild - November 27, 2013 at 7:11 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Silver - November 26, 2013 at 11:39 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Jacob(smooth) - November 26, 2013 at 11:44 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 26, 2013 at 11:52 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Jacob(smooth) - November 26, 2013 at 12:20 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 26, 2013 at 12:25 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Jacob(smooth) - November 26, 2013 at 12:54 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 26, 2013 at 1:08 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Zazzy - November 26, 2013 at 11:50 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Chad32 - November 26, 2013 at 11:52 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Whateverist - November 26, 2013 at 11:55 am

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Kayenneh - November 26, 2013 at 12:10 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Silver - November 26, 2013 at 12:20 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by rexbeccarox - November 26, 2013 at 6:05 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 3:17 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Chad32 - November 26, 2013 at 12:14 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Kayenneh - November 26, 2013 at 12:23 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Chad32 - November 26, 2013 at 12:26 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Jacob(smooth) - November 26, 2013 at 1:33 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Raven - November 26, 2013 at 5:45 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Godlesspanther - November 26, 2013 at 9:21 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Chad32 - November 26, 2013 at 5:52 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Minimalist - November 26, 2013 at 7:05 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by The Valkyrie - November 26, 2013 at 7:08 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Kayenneh - November 26, 2013 at 7:09 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by rexbeccarox - November 26, 2013 at 7:17 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by freedomfromforum - November 27, 2013 at 3:38 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 3:43 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Godlesspanther - November 27, 2013 at 4:21 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by ThePrimeSingularity - November 27, 2013 at 4:39 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Doubting Thomas - November 27, 2013 at 6:31 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Raven - November 27, 2013 at 5:22 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Raven - November 27, 2013 at 6:44 pm

RE: The Most Insane Christians - by Minimalist - November 27, 2013 at 7:19 pm

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