Unfortunately the atheist will have to stand up and go

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There was, they say, here on earth a thinker and philosopher. She accepted everything, 'laws, conscience, faith,' and, above all, the future life. She died; she expected to go straight to heaven and she found nothing. She would have been astounded and indignant. She had wasted the only life she had on worshipping a non-existent deity.

The Lesbian Sisters Licksagirloff by Max Goodman

Excuse me what do you mean by she found nothing? How is it possible?

Good point. Badly worded trying to stay as close as possible to the original text.

"She died; she expected to go straight to heaven and there was nothing to be found."

Works a bit better. Thanks.