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Your favorite biblical WTF moments
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RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments
You don't have to look very far. Just take Genesis, where it says the moon is a lesser source of light. Also some people believe that the firmament of the world was a solid dome. I always assumed the upper waters just meant the sky, until later in life when you have people explaining how a solid dome could have been there. Also ancient maps depicting the dome, with the sun moon and stars within it.

Also in various parts on the bible, starting with the cain and Able story, God loves the smell of flesh. Don't bother sacrificing anything unless you had to kill something for it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by ablenova - December 8, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by Jacob(smooth) - December 8, 2013 at 1:22 pm
RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by FreeTony - December 8, 2013 at 4:18 pm
RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by Chad32 - December 8, 2013 at 4:49 pm
RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by The Valkyrie - December 8, 2013 at 6:02 pm
RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by Chad32 - December 8, 2013 at 5:17 pm
RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by Mystical - December 8, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by ablenova - December 8, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by Ryantology - December 8, 2013 at 7:35 pm
RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments - by Mystical - December 9, 2013 at 2:01 am

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