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First Amendment = Christianity Only
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RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only
Surely they would have used the word "Christianity" and not "religion" if that's what they meant?

"What's so special about the cheesemakers?"
"Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Silver - December 12, 2013 at 11:19 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 12, 2013 at 11:24 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by ronedee - December 13, 2013 at 2:06 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Godlesspanther - December 13, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by ronedee - December 13, 2013 at 4:24 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Ryantology - December 13, 2013 at 6:38 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Mister Agenda - December 13, 2013 at 7:43 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by rexbeccarox - December 13, 2013 at 6:43 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Cyberman - December 15, 2013 at 5:32 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Brakeman - December 15, 2013 at 11:26 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2013 at 9:24 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Brakeman - December 16, 2013 at 11:27 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Esquilax - December 17, 2013 at 12:34 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Neo-Scholastic - December 17, 2013 at 3:20 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Doubting Thomas - December 17, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Esquilax - December 18, 2013 at 9:58 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Fidel_Castronaut - December 18, 2013 at 2:06 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Jackalope - December 18, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by ronedee - December 19, 2013 at 4:43 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Mister Agenda - December 19, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by ronedee - December 19, 2013 at 7:48 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Crossless1 - December 20, 2013 at 10:41 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Cinjin - December 20, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Mister Agenda - December 20, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Faith No More - December 20, 2013 at 1:07 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Esquilax - December 15, 2013 at 8:10 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Jacob(smooth) - December 15, 2013 at 8:15 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Mystical - December 15, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by WackyWicky - December 15, 2013 at 10:13 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by atiehgirl - December 16, 2013 at 8:01 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 12, 2013 at 11:28 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by TaraJo - December 13, 2013 at 6:14 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Napoléon - December 13, 2013 at 6:42 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by TaraJo - December 13, 2013 at 6:45 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Crossless1 - December 13, 2013 at 7:06 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Godlesspanther - December 13, 2013 at 1:52 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by smax - December 20, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Cyberman - December 13, 2013 at 6:37 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Jacob(smooth) - December 13, 2013 at 7:17 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Jacob(smooth) - December 13, 2013 at 5:39 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Doubting Thomas - December 16, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 13, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by The Valkyrie - December 13, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by EgoRaptor - December 13, 2013 at 5:50 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Faith No More - December 13, 2013 at 5:57 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Doubting Thomas - December 13, 2013 at 7:00 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Cyberman - December 15, 2013 at 9:41 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 15, 2013 at 11:03 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Ryantology - December 15, 2013 at 11:08 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 16, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 7:42 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 16, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 7:59 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Brakeman - December 16, 2013 at 8:37 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 8:48 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Brakeman - December 16, 2013 at 8:59 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 9:07 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Doubting Thomas - December 17, 2013 at 2:10 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 16, 2013 at 9:34 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 9:35 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Rev. Rye - December 17, 2013 at 12:32 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 17, 2013 at 2:17 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Silver - December 17, 2013 at 2:20 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by ThomM - December 17, 2013 at 3:06 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 17, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by ThomM - December 17, 2013 at 3:50 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Doubting Thomas - December 17, 2013 at 4:43 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Neo-Scholastic - December 18, 2013 at 9:37 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Brakeman - December 18, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Jackalope - December 18, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Doubting Thomas - December 18, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Jackalope - December 18, 2013 at 6:08 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Doubting Thomas - December 19, 2013 at 1:59 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 18, 2013 at 7:43 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Neo-Scholastic - December 18, 2013 at 10:25 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Neo-Scholastic - December 18, 2013 at 5:00 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Crossless1 - December 19, 2013 at 5:05 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Esquilax - December 20, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 20, 2013 at 12:13 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by ronedee - December 20, 2013 at 10:17 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Esquilax - December 20, 2013 at 10:21 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Faith No More - December 20, 2013 at 10:23 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 20, 2013 at 10:35 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 20, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by ronedee - December 20, 2013 at 2:53 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chas - December 20, 2013 at 3:27 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Faith No More - December 20, 2013 at 4:23 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Esquilax - December 21, 2013 at 11:36 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 20, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by ronedee - December 20, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Doubting Thomas - December 20, 2013 at 4:05 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 20, 2013 at 3:28 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 20, 2013 at 4:03 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 20, 2013 at 4:10 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Chad32 - December 20, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Brakeman - December 21, 2013 at 11:24 am
RE: First Amendment = Christianity Only - by Minimalist - December 21, 2013 at 11:42 am

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