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So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far

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So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
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So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 5, 2017 at 7:31 pm (This post was last modified: July 5, 2017 at 7:31 pm by Minimalist.)
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RE: So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 5, 2017 at 11:21 pm
He's going to hell for being an idol worshiper. Yahweh don't play that game.
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RE: So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 5, 2017 at 11:28 pm
If they're stolen antiquities, I hope he's going to be charged.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 5, 2017 at 11:37 pm
Quote:Today’s action will end the civil case. There is no word yet on potential criminal prosecution.

You want to bet with that little jesus freak sleazebag Sessions as AG that it will be dropped?  The xristards take care of their own.
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RE: So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 5, 2017 at 11:57 pm
Man, that's nth level cognitive dissonance there. I mean, the dickhead can't be pretending because there's really no tangible benefit to the business by alienating moral people and fair-weather co-religionists. Supremely selectively interpreting that babble, isn't he? Wonder what his stance on shellfish and mixed fabrics is. Or mixing meat with milk products from the mother.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 6, 2017 at 1:12 am
I'm guessing the stance on that is "That's from the jew bible."
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RE: So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 6, 2017 at 1:15 am
So is jebus, if you listen to their bullshit.
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RE: So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 6, 2017 at 12:59 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 6, 2017 at 1:09 pm
Quote:In addition to the fine, Hobby Lobby will forfeit thousands of clay bullae, cuneiform tablets and cylinder seals that were falsely labeled and shipped to the company through the United Arab Emirates and Israel, according to a civil complaint and settlement agreement in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of New York.

Cuneiform is an ancient writing system that involved carving inscriptions into clay or stone. Cylinder seals were used to roll impressions into clay. Clay bullae are balls of clay with seals imprinted on the surface, used to show a document’s authenticity.

None of which has fuckall to do with the fucking bible.  Fucking hypocrites.
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RE: So It Seems That This Jesus Freak Corporation's Religious Beliefs Only Go So Far
July 6, 2017 at 1:15 pm (This post was last modified: July 6, 2017 at 1:16 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
This is why Hobby Lobby couldn't afford to chip in for their employees slut pills.  Looting a warzone is surprisingly expensive.
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