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One Million Morons
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RE: One Million Morons
(December 13, 2013 at 11:55 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I've never liked Glee, but I watch the shit out of that episode.

(December 12, 2013 at 11:29 pm)Ksa Wrote: .....making his mother impure for 40 days and
Lol, what?

Bible says this not me xD, in Leviticus 12:1-8 which says:

" Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.

3 And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.

4 And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.

5 But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.

6 And when the days of her purifying are fulfilled, for a son, or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or a turtledove, for a sin offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the priest:

7 Who shall offer it before the Lord, and make an atonement for her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood. This is the law for her that hath born a male or a female.

8 And if she be not able to bring a lamb, then she shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons; the one for the burnt offering, and the other for a sin offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for her, and she shall be clean."
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One Million Morons - by Silver - December 12, 2013 at 11:25 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Ksa - December 12, 2013 at 11:29 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by NoraBrimstone - December 13, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: One Million Morons - by Ksa - December 13, 2013 at 12:26 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by ronedee - December 13, 2013 at 12:41 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Crossless1 - December 13, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by ronedee - December 13, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by downbeatplumb - December 13, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Minimalist - December 12, 2013 at 11:29 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Jackalope - December 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: One Million Morons - by MindForgedManacle - December 13, 2013 at 2:44 am
RE: One Million Morons - by Tiberius - December 13, 2013 at 2:51 am
RE: One Million Morons - by max-greece - December 13, 2013 at 3:08 am
RE: One Million Morons - by Tonus - December 13, 2013 at 12:11 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Brakeman - December 13, 2013 at 1:39 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by ronedee - December 13, 2013 at 1:53 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Angrboda - December 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by ronedee - December 13, 2013 at 2:00 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Crossless1 - December 13, 2013 at 2:33 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Brakeman - December 14, 2013 at 11:24 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Angrboda - December 13, 2013 at 1:50 pm
RE: One Million Morons - by Godlesspanther - December 13, 2013 at 2:36 pm

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