Years ago when I was working in the Department, I had a work colleague (named Martin Prince - I'm not joking) who told me of a friend of his who worked as a guide for some Wild West themed tourist place up in Bristol or somesuch. This guy was dressed as a cowboy and adopted a cowboy drawl, which utterly failed to disguise his natural and very broad West Country accent. So he would greet visitors with the classic "Well howdy, me ducks!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
