Conservatives Rewriting the Bible to be more Right-Wing

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This could be fun, and the possibilities are endless. Milton Friedman could baptize Jesus. Ayn Rand could be substituted for Mary Magdalene (after Jesus drives the spirits from her and returns her to her right reason, Ayn utters the first of her many remarkable prophesies concerning Jesus' identity: "A is A."). Hell, since many of the characters in the Bible are likely fictional anyway, there's no reason we can't slip in Howard Roark as one the disciples (when Jesus speaks of raising up the Temple in three days, Howard supplies the blueprints but will only agree to work on the project if he retains complete creative control).