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I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If
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RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If
Quote:No, it simply dodges the hard questions.. but anyway.. Lets reverse it for fun.
Lets!Cheers!

Quote:I believe that there is no god anywhere of any kind.

Good for you.Cheers! Have a gold star.

Quote:I completely disrespect all forms of religion.

Yeah, I could tell ROFLOL

Quote:I think that the ancient prophets and jesus were, if they existed at all, at best sheep and donkey rapists.

Oooo, your incisive hermeneutic deconstruction of scripture is convincing me of your rational and evidence based approach!Confusedhock: I feel the stirrings of a humanist conversion inside meClap Clap Yes, I see it now!

No, wait, its heartburn. Since there is no particular evidence (of which I'm aware) that Jesus Christ had carnal knowledge of livestock I can only assume that this comment is meant either to impress atheists with your bold stance or to get a rise out of theistsRolleyes. Which makes it either a bit needy or bit troll'y.

Quote:So would you judge me as amiss if I called myself a christian?

Mate, I wouldn't judge you amiss if you called yourself the second coming of the donkey raping messiah or the noodly appendage of the FSM. Not my job. Rolleyes

Quote: Would you or your personal friends disagree with me?

I wouldn't. I'd have to ask but I rather doubt any of my friends give a flying monkeys fuck what you call yourself either. Tongue

Quote:If I joined a christian forum, would anybody contest my claim, and if they did, would that be unusual?
Oh almost certainly. Mind you, you do get some odd people on Christian forums. Some of them would contest your claim if you claimed not to be demonically possessed.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Minimalist - December 19, 2013 at 11:34 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Chas - December 20, 2013 at 4:36 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Brakeman - December 21, 2013 at 11:09 am
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Brakeman - December 20, 2013 at 7:59 am
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Ksa - December 20, 2013 at 9:41 am
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Cinjin - December 20, 2013 at 9:52 am
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Minimalist - December 20, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by feeling - December 20, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Brakeman - December 21, 2013 at 5:46 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Rayaan - December 21, 2013 at 9:41 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Rayaan - December 22, 2013 at 7:27 am
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Brakeman - December 22, 2013 at 11:32 am
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Jacob(smooth) - December 22, 2013 at 1:36 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Brakeman - December 22, 2013 at 2:23 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Brakeman - December 22, 2013 at 9:51 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Minimalist - December 22, 2013 at 10:56 am
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Rayaan - December 23, 2013 at 6:14 am
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Ksa - December 24, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Rayaan - December 23, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Brakeman - December 24, 2013 at 8:57 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Brakeman - December 24, 2013 at 9:24 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Brakeman - December 24, 2013 at 10:23 pm
RE: I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If - by Minimalist - December 24, 2013 at 10:12 pm

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