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Dealing with church.
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RE: Dealing with church.
(December 24, 2013 at 2:55 pm)Ksa Wrote: When that happens I usually take 90mg of codeine, it turns me into a zombie so I barely notice when time flies by and don't feel the excruciating pain of Church because it's an opioid painkiller on top of being a CNS downer.

While under the effect, events that might inflict emotional trauma under normal conditions like witnessing a decapitation, a plane crash, someone dying on a hospital bed or going to church with your family will have little to no effect.

If you're going to go that route, you can do so much better than codeine.

Why not take some mushrooms or LSD, and the whole thing will be funny as hell.

[Disclaimer: I may or may not actually be advocating the above.]
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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Dealing with church. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 24, 2013 at 2:38 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Psykhronic - December 24, 2013 at 2:41 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by TaraJo - December 24, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Captain Colostomy - December 24, 2013 at 2:45 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Jacob(smooth) - December 24, 2013 at 2:49 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Faith No More - December 24, 2013 at 2:55 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Ksa - December 24, 2013 at 2:55 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Faith No More - December 24, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by JesusHChrist - December 24, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Faith No More - December 24, 2013 at 3:02 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by ronedee - December 24, 2013 at 3:08 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Brian37 - December 24, 2013 at 3:12 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 24, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Faith No More - December 24, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by JesusHChrist - December 24, 2013 at 3:21 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Captain Colostomy - December 24, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 24, 2013 at 4:05 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Brian37 - December 24, 2013 at 6:06 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 24, 2013 at 6:36 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Brian37 - December 24, 2013 at 8:40 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Lemonvariable72 - December 25, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: Dealing with church. - by Godlesspanther - December 24, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Dealing with church. - by Brakeman - December 24, 2013 at 9:06 pm

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