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If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,

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If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
December 27, 2013 at 3:06 am
(December 26, 2013 at 5:21 pm)Snidely Whiplash Wrote: All Mary knew about God's forced entry was when a weird winged creature appeared and said "Hail Mary, full of sperm, the Lord's been with thee!" She hadn't felt or noticed a thing down under. Poor old God must be really lacking in the penile department. BlushBlush

"Penile Department" sounds like the best cop show/wacky office comedy ever.
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Esquilax - December 27, 2013 at 3:06 am

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