Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: July 12, 2020, 5:42 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
#1
Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
How do Christian denominations differ on this? From what I know, it is unthinkable for Catholics that Mary ever had sex with anyone, even her husband, and probably because Catholics are obsessed that their clergy is abstinent, so they see married couple not having sex as an inspiration.

Although "Matthew" is clear on this and says that they had sex, like in 1:25 "But he did not consummate their marriage until she gave birth to a son. And he gave him the name Jesus."

Of course, he says "consummate" and not like vaginal or anal sex, so maybe Catholics interpret "consummate their marriage" as drinking tea from the same cup.

But how do other denominations stand on this? I gather that Mormons probably think they had plenty of sex, with lots of kids because they are big on family and polygamy.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Reply
#2
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?


Reply
#3
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
It's wicked even to think about Holy people having sex (or any other bodily function for that matter) You will burn in hell for even contemplating it! Mad
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

Reply
#4
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
If we take Paul literally and seriously, Jesus had a brother named James.  

Galatians 1

18 Then after three years, I went up to Jerusalem to get acquainted with Cephas[b] and stayed with him fifteen days. 19 I saw none of the other apostles—only James, the Lord’s brother. 20 I assure you before God that what I am writing you is no lie.
Reply
#5
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
(March 17, 2020 at 11:39 am)Ranjr Wrote: If we take Paul literally and seriously, Jesus had a brother named James.  

Galatians 1

18 Then after three years, I went up to Jerusalem to get acquainted with Cephas[b] and stayed with him fifteen days. 19 I saw none of the other apostles—only James, the Lord’s brother. 20 I assure you before God that what I am writing you is no lie.

Well you can imagine that, according to Vatican, God restored Mary's hymen after Jesus was born only so Joseph can tear it apart later. I mean would Joseph make God look like a fool?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Reply
#6
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
(March 17, 2020 at 10:13 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do Christian denominations differ on this? From what I know, it is unthinkable for Catholics that Mary ever had sex with anyone, even her husband, and probably because Catholics are obsessed that their clergy is abstinent, so they see married couple not having sex as an inspiration.

Although "Matthew" is clear on this and says that they had sex, like in 1:25 "But he did not consummate their marriage until she gave birth to a son. And he gave him the name Jesus."

Of course, he says "consummate" and not like vaginal or anal sex, so maybe Catholics interpret "consummate their marriage" as drinking tea from the same cup.

But how do other denominations stand on this? I gather that Mormons probably think they had plenty of sex, with lots of kids because they are big on family and polygamy.

They had sex as Jesus identifies james as a half brother.

James was a son of Mary and Joseph and therefore a half-brother to Jesus and brother to Joseph, Simon, Judas, and their sisters (Matthew 13:55). In the Gospels, James is mentioned a couple of times, but at that time he misunderstood Jesus’ ministry and was not a believer (John 7:2-5). James becomes one of the earliest witnesses of Jesus’ resurrection ().
gotquestions.org
1Thess 5:21 Question all things and hold on to what is good.
That doesn't mean question just the questionable, it also means that we should question the foundational. If you have a biblically based question you'd rather not openly discuss i am happy to receive any PM's Semi-discreetly, or Email [email protected]

A/S/K= ask, seek, knock. As outlined in luke 11:5-13

Semi-discreetly= will never share details openly with anyone, but may remind you that I am not speaking out of a vaccum but rather that you may have shared some personal info with me 8+ years ago Dodgy 
Reply
#7
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
Asking the question "Did Mary and Joseph have sex?", is like asking "Did Micky and Mini have sex?".
Reply
#8
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
(March 17, 2020 at 12:39 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Well you can imagine that, according to Vatican, God restored Mary's hymen after Jesus was born only so Joseph can tear it apart later. I mean would Joseph make God look like a fool?

Maybe Jesus magically slipped around her saintly hymen, leaving Mary intact, since it would be a sin for him to take her virginity.  Plus, we know heavenly jizz works topically.  For reference:

[Image: lk01_35.jpg]
Reply
#9
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
(March 17, 2020 at 1:46 pm)Ranjr Wrote:
(March 17, 2020 at 12:39 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Well you can imagine that, according to Vatican, God restored Mary's hymen after Jesus was born only so Joseph can tear it apart later. I mean would Joseph make God look like a fool?

Maybe Jesus magically slipped around her saintly hymen, leaving Mary intact, since it would be a sin for him to take her virginity.  Plus, we know heavenly jizz works topically.  For reference:

[Image: lk01_35.jpg]

The Brick Testament is a work of genius.
Reply
#10
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
I will have to add this to the list of things that keep me up at night like the question regarding 'did Adam and Eve have belly buttons'.   Dodgy
Popcorn

Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Caesar's Messiah by Joseph Atwill - what do people think Send4Seneca 28 736 August 24, 2019 at 5:12 pm
Last Post: ronedee
  Fox News’ Father Jonathan Morris is Quitting the Priesthood So He Can Have Sex Fake Messiah 46 1876 June 7, 2019 at 11:04 am
Last Post: Drich
  Ex-Pope Benedict XVI blames 1960s revolution for sex abuse zebo-the-fat 27 907 April 17, 2019 at 10:55 am
Last Post: brewer
  Did Jesus ever have a perm? Cod 32 876 April 3, 2019 at 11:03 am
Last Post: Eleven
  Did Jesus call the Old Testament God the Devil, a Murderer and the Father of Lies? dude1 51 2739 November 6, 2018 at 12:46 pm
Last Post: Jörmungandr
  Pope Francis condemns child sex abuse and Church cover-ups zebo-the-fat 23 1131 August 20, 2018 at 5:33 pm
Last Post: Nomad
  Archbishop Philip Wilson guilty of concealing child sex abuses zebo-the-fat 3 246 May 23, 2018 at 12:13 am
Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd
  The Silliest Conversation You Will Ever Have With A Christian Rhondazvous 37 2127 February 14, 2018 at 3:43 pm
Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd
  GOD RAPED MARY Bow Before Zeus 135 11257 November 29, 2017 at 10:30 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  Church of England 'colluded' with sex abuse bishop Peter Ball zebo-the-fat 4 900 June 22, 2017 at 12:18 pm
Last Post: vorlon13



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)