If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,

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If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,

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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,

December 28, 2013 at 3:27 pm

(December 27, 2013 at 3:06 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(December 26, 2013 at 5:21 pm)Snidely Whiplash Wrote: All Mary knew about God's forced entry was when a weird winged creature appeared and said "Hail Mary, full of sperm, the Lord's been with thee!" She hadn't felt or noticed a thing down under. Poor old God must be really lacking in the penile department.

"Penile Department" sounds like the best cop show/wacky office comedy ever.

Cock workshop?

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If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by FractalEternalWheel - December 26, 2013 at 4:16 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Minimalist - December 26, 2013 at 4:23 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Jacob(smooth) - December 26, 2013 at 4:27 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by AstroNat - December 26, 2013 at 4:30 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Jacob(smooth) - December 26, 2013 at 4:34 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Mister Agenda - December 26, 2013 at 4:30 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Minimalist - December 26, 2013 at 4:53 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Jacob(smooth) - December 26, 2013 at 5:01 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Snidely Whiplash - December 26, 2013 at 5:21 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Esquilax - December 27, 2013 at 3:06 am

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Snidely Whiplash - December 28, 2013 at 3:27 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by max-greece - December 27, 2013 at 3:13 am

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by BrokenQuill92 - December 28, 2013 at 4:10 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Snidely Whiplash - December 28, 2013 at 5:43 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Lek - December 28, 2013 at 5:39 pm

RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Minimalist - December 28, 2013 at 6:07 pm

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