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If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
(December 28, 2013 at 4:10 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: The OP's forgetting Christians don't need consent to have sex with women, even if they did it's "illegitimate rape"
I feel sorry for Mary's fiancée, poor dumb Joseph. When he asked Mary how come she had a belly full of arms and legs when he hadn't yet inserted his Sav(eloy) in her, she tells him "because God fucked me when I was sleeping, Joe!"... and he believed her! Talk about gullible. Confusedhock:
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt, - by Snidely Whiplash - December 28, 2013 at 5:43 pm

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