Men are happier with attractive women

[A Theist]

I heard a joke something like this:

Man 1: Always marry an ugly woman, because a beautiful woman might leave you.
Man 2: An ugly woman might leave you, too.
Man 1: Yeah, but then who cares?

I heard this gem of wisdom once:

Suck your mans dick every day and he'll never leave you.

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Yeah but, still, no guy wants to look down and see an ugly woman on the end of it though, unless the dude's uglier than the woman he's looking down at. I vote for having a hot wife!