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Time for diet and exercise!

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Time for diet and exercise!
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RE: Time for diet and exercise!
January 4, 2014 at 4:32 am
My daily exercise/diet routine.

7:30 AM: wake up, spend an hour warming up by masturbating/ejaculating into a milk jug until the jug is full to the brim with semen.

8:30 AM: put the jug in the fridge, spend 12 hours weightlifting, doing cardio exercises.

8:30 PM: cook kick ass steaks with my wives, fuck them all until 10:00 PM

10:00 PM: go to the basement, open the fridge, grab the jug of semen, proceed to suck down every last drip until dry (bone dry) for maximum protein replenishment.

10:05: go to bed.
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Time for diet and exercise!

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Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - December 31, 2013 at 3:46 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Darth - December 31, 2013 at 4:02 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - December 31, 2013 at 4:40 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Dragonetti - December 31, 2013 at 4:07 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - December 31, 2013 at 7:41 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by NoraBrimstone - December 31, 2013 at 8:23 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by BrokenQuill92 - December 31, 2013 at 8:49 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - December 31, 2013 at 9:00 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by pineapplebunnybounce - December 31, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by mostlysilent - December 31, 2013 at 10:13 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by wolf39us - December 31, 2013 at 11:19 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Psykhronic - December 31, 2013 at 10:16 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - December 31, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 1, 2014 at 6:44 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Belac Enrobso - January 1, 2014 at 6:49 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Mystical - January 1, 2014 at 7:56 am
Re: Time for diet and exercise! - by NoraBrimstone - January 1, 2014 at 8:32 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by paulpablo - January 1, 2014 at 9:45 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Mystical - January 1, 2014 at 1:15 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by ElleBelle - January 1, 2014 at 8:25 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by c172 - January 1, 2014 at 8:49 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 2, 2014 at 10:15 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by ElleBelle - January 2, 2014 at 4:19 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Mystical - January 2, 2014 at 7:23 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by ElleBelle - January 2, 2014 at 7:37 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Mystical - January 3, 2014 at 4:23 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 3, 2014 at 4:51 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 3, 2014 at 5:46 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 3, 2014 at 8:55 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by c172 - January 3, 2014 at 9:01 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 3, 2014 at 9:57 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Clueless Morgan - January 4, 2014 at 4:01 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by ElleBelle - January 3, 2014 at 11:27 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by wolf39us - January 3, 2014 at 12:06 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Belac Enrobso - January 3, 2014 at 1:52 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by c172 - January 3, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 4, 2014 at 4:18 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Belac Enrobso - January 4, 2014 at 4:32 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Mystical - January 4, 2014 at 4:46 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by ElleBelle - January 4, 2014 at 1:50 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by CapnAwesome - January 4, 2014 at 4:06 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by ElleBelle - January 4, 2014 at 4:08 pm
Re: Time for diet and exercise! - by NoraBrimstone - January 4, 2014 at 6:38 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by CapnAwesome - January 4, 2014 at 6:41 pm
Week 1 Summary - by Aractus - January 4, 2014 at 9:20 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 5, 2014 at 2:38 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 5, 2014 at 10:10 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 8, 2014 at 8:44 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Jacob(smooth) - January 8, 2014 at 8:57 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Belac Enrobso - January 8, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 10, 2014 at 9:29 pm
Week 2 result - by Aractus - January 12, 2014 at 6:40 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Mystical - January 12, 2014 at 8:50 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Clueless Morgan - January 12, 2014 at 9:06 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 16, 2014 at 5:38 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 19, 2014 at 3:40 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Violet - January 20, 2014 at 2:07 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - January 29, 2014 at 2:37 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - February 9, 2014 at 9:19 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by bennyboy - February 9, 2014 at 10:14 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - February 9, 2014 at 11:13 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by The Valkyrie - February 9, 2014 at 11:17 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - February 25, 2014 at 2:45 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Clueless Morgan - February 25, 2014 at 11:49 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by fr0d0 - February 25, 2014 at 3:28 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by No_God - February 25, 2014 at 1:10 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Napoléon - February 25, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - March 6, 2014 at 2:39 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Darth - March 6, 2014 at 4:47 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - March 6, 2014 at 4:56 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by truthBtold - March 6, 2014 at 7:55 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Jacob(smooth) - March 6, 2014 at 9:05 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by NoraBrimstone - March 6, 2014 at 8:00 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by truthBtold - March 6, 2014 at 8:03 am
Re: RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by NoraBrimstone - March 6, 2014 at 8:25 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Aractus - March 20, 2014 at 12:25 am
RE: Time for diet and exercise! - by Clueless Morgan - March 20, 2014 at 11:22 am

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