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This one time at church camp
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This one time at church camp
Praising God, learning bout The Lord, reading the scripture, and doing fun activities is all the reason kids go to church camp right?
Well if you you said no. Your on to something. The only time I went to church camp was like a secretive Woodstock. Kids (high school kids) were sneaking into bathrooms, shrubbery, the backwoods of the camp, hell even nearby the lake at night time, just to throatfuck the hell out of each other. PRAISE THA LAWD! Not only that, kids were smoking pot, and possibly other drugs. I never got any of this action though, I was to busy bieng cought up in the religious bullshit to enjoy it, goddamnit. I just mostly hung around the snack bar, did the activities, and stared at the ceiling in agony because I wanted to go home. My brother however enjoyed the latter mentioned, lucky bastard.

If you guys have any church camp experiences or would like to share your church camp memories, share here.
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This one time at church camp - by Belac Enrobso - January 6, 2014 at 3:16 pm
RE: This one time at church camp - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 10, 2014 at 10:10 pm
RE: This one time at church camp - by Drich - January 11, 2014 at 1:47 am
RE: This one time at church camp - by xr34p3rx - January 12, 2014 at 3:29 pm
RE: This one time at church camp - by Drich - January 12, 2014 at 11:36 pm
RE: This one time at church camp - by là bạn điên - January 13, 2014 at 6:32 am

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