Rico, you are running afoul of General Forum Rule #1. Instead of balking at the word 'anecdote', which perfectly describes hearsay testimony, please give serious consideration to my very reasonable request for corrobation.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'