RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 7:45 pm
(This post was last modified: January 11, 2014 at 7:46 pm by Jackalope.)
(January 11, 2014 at 7:37 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:(January 11, 2014 at 7:34 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Gods, no. That shit is not pizza.
You'd have a hard time convincing my 10 year old obese self otherwise. That place was like the Willy Wonka factory of pizza to me. My 10 year old self would swim in the pizza lake if they had one.
I get that you lived a sheltered childhood. But look, pizza is about the crust. Thin, crispy, hand-tossed crust. Sparingly topped with cheese, cured meat, and fresh vegetables. And yes, all you haters - fungus and olives, too.
If it comes from CiCi's, Domino's, Lil Caesar's, Pizza Hut or another similar soulless franchised operation, no matter what your parents said, it is most assuredly not pizza.
It is an abomination, and you are going to burn in hell FOREVER for your sin. May Cthulhu have mercy on your soul(*).
(*) Cthulhu is unlikely to have any mercy for your soul, or anyone else's for that matter. People who eat bad pizza give him heartburn.
