Well, aside from your stupid commandments about spaghetti or whatever, what you are labeling as 'The Invisible Pink Unicorn" is what I describe as God. You're close, tavrish, but don't go writing your own Bible just yet.
And 'made in God's image'...that's a whole 'nother discussion topic.
And 'made in God's image'...that's a whole 'nother discussion topic.