Does god have a butthole?

[Ksa]

With all this bathroom humor… I feel like I just walked into an unruly 2nd grade classroom.

Actually, God will be having the last laff on this subject!

According to the bible, atheists/unbelievers will be seriously shitting their pants when He arrives!

And that should cause a major stink!

It's ok, I volunteer to go to Hell and meet the lust poured prostitutes of Ezekiel chapter 23, so I can give it a try. No man reading the Bible didn't wonder what could possibly be going on in those holes that no one could sate.

And of course, you can imagine that Egyptian commanders were selected among the strongest, tallest and muscular men of that time, so I believe, to get fucked by that and live, there was a selection among prostitutes too, so the emerging Oholah and Oholibah were so physically capable that they could fuck anything walking the Earth, including cattle.

You want me to go to Heaven, with the Saints...dry bones...they don't laugh, smile, dance nor do they watch a football match. No entertainment. Not even a french-fashioned blowjob from time to time. They just sit there, praying and nagging God, they must have killed the poor fellow long ago. The most stupid, close-minded and mentally retarded people go to Heaven. Heaven would look like a sanatorium from end to end.

But in Hell, with good company like Oholah and her sister Oholibah, I get to bounce them on a spring, cum into them and pour my lust onto them, because it's what they want! Then we can do contests: Whoever can sate either prostitute, gets her for wife, because we know from Jesus that in Heaven, resurrected bodies are spiritualised and cannot be given in marriage, but in Hell, it is permitted. So we can take turns and as often as my cock wears out, Satan will give me a new cock so I can continue to fill my duty.

And the cock hungry daughters from the Song of Solomon Chapter number 5 verse number 16, Hiku Mamtakeen Vihulo Muhammadin, Zedudee Vei Zerii Banok Jerusalaim, the beautiful cock coming to sate the daughters (not the elders and not the men). I'll take them too. I leave no one behind. Like a soldier, forced into cock labor.

And you know, before I give it a try, I talk to Satan, get some dextroamphetamine with clonidine, 1 hour before I pour myself onto them, or 30minutes before if taken an antacid, to get that fresh boy face you know, the one that is tuned to perceive beauty in its pure form. And you can lie with the saints in Heaven, praying to God, while I get to bang the babes and have all the fun in Hell, with the most beautiful people of the world.


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