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Does god have a butthole?

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Does god have a butthole?
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#61
RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 11, 2014 at 2:11 pm
(January 4, 2014 at 11:31 am)Drich Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it.

I believe he does, but the bible does not call it a butt hole. It uses a different word that is really hard to pronounce: là bạn điên I believe that word translates to butthole or turd.

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He certainly must, where else can your kind come from?
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 12, 2014 at 1:15 am (This post was last modified: January 12, 2014 at 1:15 am by là bạn điên.)
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#63
RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 12, 2014 at 6:16 am
With all this bathroom humor… I feel like I just walked into an unruly 2nd grade classroom.

Actually, God will be having the last laff on this subject!

According to the bible, atheists/unbelievers will be seriously shitting their pants when He arrives!

And that should cause a major stink!
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#64
RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 12, 2014 at 6:19 am
(January 12, 2014 at 6:16 am)ronedee Wrote: With all this bathroom humor… I feel like I just walked into an unruly 2nd grade classroom.

Actually, God will be having the last laff on this subject!

According to the bible, atheists/unbelievers will be seriously shitting their pants when He arrives!

And that should cause a major stink!

Why is that? I thought your god loves us all and we are his children? Surely someone wise and great like God would understand why we are all atheists , wag a finger at us for our lack of faith then tell us he loves us all and take us to heaven anyway.
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#65
RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 12, 2014 at 8:04 am
(January 12, 2014 at 6:16 am)ronedee Wrote: With all this bathroom humor… I feel like I just walked into an unruly 2nd grade classroom.

Actually, God will be having the last laff on this subject!

According to the bible, atheists/unbelievers will be seriously shitting their pants when He arrives!

And that should cause a major stink!

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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 12, 2014 at 8:30 am (This post was last modified: January 12, 2014 at 8:38 am by salamenfuckyou.)
The earth is Gods Primary Anal Bead. So much shit must be kept in.
I guess he does, he has to take a dumb once in a while himself or he would he be having a intestinal obstruction and get a reflux through the mouth with feces.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 12, 2014 at 10:35 am
(January 12, 2014 at 6:16 am)ronedee Wrote: With all this bathroom humor… I feel like I just walked into an unruly 2nd grade classroom.

Actually, God will be having the last laff on this subject!

According to the bible, atheists/unbelievers will be seriously shitting their pants when He arrives!

And that should cause a major stink!

Translation

You're all really like immachure. And you're also gonna be like pooping in your pants! Hur Hur Hur.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 12, 2014 at 11:49 am
(January 12, 2014 at 6:16 am)ronedee Wrote: With all this bathroom humor… I feel like I just walked into an unruly 2nd grade classroom.

Actually, God will be having the last laff on this subject!

According to the bible, atheists/unbelievers will be seriously shitting their pants when He arrives!

And that should cause a major stink!

Yes, by all means join in tossing around the bathroom humor that you SO disapprove of.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 12, 2014 at 11:53 am
(January 12, 2014 at 11:49 am)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Yes, by all means join in tossing around the bathroom humor that you SO disapprove of.

How would we know? His jokes aren't funny and all his posts are shit.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 12, 2014 at 7:14 pm
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