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Will there be boobies in heaven?

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Will there be boobies in heaven?
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
January 18, 2014 at 12:53 pm
Quote:And penises as well, for them as wants them (let's be fair)

Which brings up the question of whether or not they will have the foreskins reattached? After all, as the story goes, ole yahweh the bloody handed created them like that...pronounced them "good" along with everything else...and then demanded that the be cut off.

Why can't the fucker make up his mind?
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Will there be boobies in heaven?

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Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Mudhammam - January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 14, 2014 at 9:11 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by StoryBook - January 14, 2014 at 9:20 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Napoléon - January 14, 2014 at 9:32 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by The Valkyrie - January 14, 2014 at 9:58 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Cyberman - January 14, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Whateverist - January 14, 2014 at 10:18 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 14, 2014 at 10:23 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by BrokenQuill92 - January 14, 2014 at 10:40 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Fruity - January 14, 2014 at 11:16 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by c172 - January 14, 2014 at 11:23 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by MindForgedManacle - January 15, 2014 at 12:41 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 15, 2014 at 1:15 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Angrboda - January 15, 2014 at 1:19 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 15, 2014 at 1:26 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 15, 2014 at 1:36 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Zen Badger - January 15, 2014 at 7:06 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Mudhammam - January 15, 2014 at 9:06 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by zebo-the-fat - January 15, 2014 at 4:31 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Sword of Christ - January 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 15, 2014 at 6:33 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Sword of Christ - January 15, 2014 at 7:48 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 15, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Sword of Christ - January 18, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 18, 2014 at 1:34 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by NoraBrimstone - January 15, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lek - January 17, 2014 at 10:24 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Anomalocaris - January 18, 2014 at 12:45 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 18, 2014 at 12:53 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lek - January 18, 2014 at 1:51 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Esquilax - January 18, 2014 at 1:58 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 18, 2014 at 2:07 pm

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