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Will there be boobies in heaven?
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RE: Will there be boobies in heaven?
(January 18, 2014 at 1:51 pm)Lek Wrote: Actually, according to the bible, we won't be spending eternity in heaven, but on the "new earth". There's not a lot of description of the new earth in scripture, but I always envisioned it as kind of a recreation of Eden, which is where we were always meant to live. Most christians that I know think we'll be in heaven untill we're reunited with our bodies after the final resurection and then we'll inhabit the new earth with Jesus. I don't know if there will be sex there, but I wouldn't envision orgies and the like, but rather proper, loving relationships. We don't really know.

Seems like typical xtian silliness.

https://www.christiancourier.com/article...-new-earth

Quote:In every respect, heaven will be characterized by newness. It is a place never before inhabited by Christians. It is the first time the saved, in a glorified state, will be in the very presence of God — face to face (cf. 1 Jn. 3:2; Rev. 22:4). This new state, where sin and death are no more, will be the eternal abode of the saved when the Lord returns, and the living are caught up with the redeemed of all ages to be with the Lord forever (cf. 1 Thes. 4:13-18).

Some fucking people will believe anything.
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Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Mudhammam - January 14, 2014 at 9:06 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 14, 2014 at 9:11 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Jacob(smooth) - January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by StoryBook - January 14, 2014 at 9:20 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Napoléon - January 14, 2014 at 9:32 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by The Valkyrie - January 14, 2014 at 9:58 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Cyberman - January 14, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Whateverist - January 14, 2014 at 10:18 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 14, 2014 at 10:23 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by BrokenQuill92 - January 14, 2014 at 10:40 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Fruity - January 14, 2014 at 11:16 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by c172 - January 14, 2014 at 11:23 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by MindForgedManacle - January 15, 2014 at 12:41 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 15, 2014 at 1:15 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Angrboda - January 15, 2014 at 1:19 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 15, 2014 at 1:26 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 15, 2014 at 1:36 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Zen Badger - January 15, 2014 at 7:06 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 15, 2014 at 7:16 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Mudhammam - January 15, 2014 at 9:06 am
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by zebo-the-fat - January 15, 2014 at 4:31 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Sword of Christ - January 15, 2014 at 5:24 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 15, 2014 at 6:33 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Sword of Christ - January 15, 2014 at 7:48 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 15, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Sword of Christ - January 18, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by pocaracas - January 18, 2014 at 1:34 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by NoraBrimstone - January 15, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lek - January 17, 2014 at 10:24 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Anomalocaris - January 18, 2014 at 12:45 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 18, 2014 at 12:53 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Lek - January 18, 2014 at 1:51 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Esquilax - January 18, 2014 at 1:58 pm
RE: Will there be boobies in heaven? - by Minimalist - January 18, 2014 at 2:07 pm

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