I've had it

[KichigaiNeko]

I truly have.

Mine is a world in which everyone else gets the girl, no matter how hard I try. It's the Red Queen's race: "Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!"

So I give myself the exact same ultimatum I did back in 2001. I have until the end of February to at least get one kiss, one cuddle from a girl who doesn't turn her head away so as not to endure my presence. One moment when I don't feel like I'm disconnected from the human race. Anything more intimate is a bonus, of course, not to mention cloud fucking cuckoo land.

After that, I resign. From this forum, from life itself, for realsies.

Last time, I got nine years of sheer total bliss. What will I get this time, I wonder?

Is this the part where I take my hand to your face?

Snap out of it mate! What would Sam say, you thinking like this?

Is this new lady making progress with you?