(January 30, 2014 at 5:09 am)Alex K Wrote:(January 30, 2014 at 4:43 am)Tiberius Wrote: I'm a penetration tester. I get paid to hack into computer systems and then report all the weaknesses.
Great pickup line... so what do you do? I'm a penetration tester baby.
Hey baby, can I penetrate your systems?
Oh yeah.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.