Damn, the cross humper's tryin' to take me to church!
Started out funny, ended by makin' my stomach lurch.
I'm bemused by your assumptions,
Calling me a christian takes gumption,
But I gotta beat down that thought with my rhyme truncheon,
And show you to the door.
My jaw hit the floor,
When you called my bunny a Ho,
She's hunsome and winsome fo' sho'
But your words there might make her roar.
I ain't just a miscreant banner,
Multi-talented, I'm a genre spanner,
My rhymes will turn your nerves jangled,
And leave you lyrically mangled.
My shit is too hot to handle,
It's an atheist scandal,
I'm like a flow spitting vandal,
To whom you can't hold a candle.
You're really awful at this,
I think it's cute that you tried!
Though you're as washed up as Jonah and his whale at low tide.
You ought to count yourself fortunate,
That I even replied!
Word.
Started out funny, ended by makin' my stomach lurch.
I'm bemused by your assumptions,
Calling me a christian takes gumption,
But I gotta beat down that thought with my rhyme truncheon,
And show you to the door.
My jaw hit the floor,
When you called my bunny a Ho,
She's hunsome and winsome fo' sho'
But your words there might make her roar.
I ain't just a miscreant banner,
Multi-talented, I'm a genre spanner,
My rhymes will turn your nerves jangled,
And leave you lyrically mangled.
My shit is too hot to handle,
It's an atheist scandal,
I'm like a flow spitting vandal,
To whom you can't hold a candle.
You're really awful at this,
I think it's cute that you tried!
Though you're as washed up as Jonah and his whale at low tide.
You ought to count yourself fortunate,
That I even replied!
Word.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!
