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Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
Oh ho, lookie what we got here
Gots a 'world class doctor'
Ivy babe, go grab me a beer
and maybe a proctor

Boy you couldn't rap battle if you practiced and practiced
Best turn around, and go sit on a motherfucking cactus

You smell feet for a living, it's true and quite sad
While your god-man religion is just a modern day fad
And your beats: well, they just suck
Best take them to A69 too, and go get fucked

Bring it god-man, tell me somethin new, give us a show
Show AF.O that you're not a bitches' ho
Cuz I do know something you don't know

Sleepy's gone
Didn't anyone tell you, HO?

Esquilax is a VIP of the mod squad
Better anyday than your brainwashed god pod

I'd rather be one of the few
Than livin life with a skewed world view

You're just a theist and a deist
Gotta hit it with the church girls cuz you gots a small--
mind, yeah I pulled out a nonrhyme

thought I'd go there didn't you? But no, I'm a girl with class
And while you're sittin there mindblown,
Go ahead and kiss my sweet ass

(February 13, 2014 at 7:22 am)Cato Wrote: (walks up to rap battle foe, kicks in the nuts/cunt, walks off stage)

Kind of like this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mur-c5IiWJI

Cato123?
Man you're so easy

Here's you
gettin BBQd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk2E1CoGe98
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 12, 2014 at 11:58 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 1:18 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 6:46 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 17, 2014 at 2:17 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Cato - February 13, 2014 at 7:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 7:40 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 8:28 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 9:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:41 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 10:27 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 12:19 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 11:54 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 12:02 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:11 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 1:12 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:18 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:52 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:28 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:45 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:50 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 14, 2014 at 12:19 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 14, 2014 at 12:33 am

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