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Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
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Oh ho, lookie what we got here
Gots a 'world class doctor'
Ivy babe, go grab me a beer
and maybe a proctor

Boy you couldn't rap battle if you practiced and practiced
Best turn around, and go sit on a motherfucking cactus

You smell feet for a living, it's true and quite sad
While your god-man religion is just a modern day fad
And your beats: well, they just suck
Best take them to A69 too, and go get fucked

Bring it god-man, tell me somethin new, give us a show
Show AF.O that you're not a bitches' ho
Cuz I do know something you don't know

Sleepy's gone
Didn't anyone tell you, HO?

Esquilax is a VIP of the mod squad
Better anyday than your brainwashed god pod

I'd rather be one of the few
Than livin life with a skewed world view

You're just a theist and a deist
Gotta hit it with the church girls cuz you gots a small--
mind, yeah I pulled out a nonrhyme

thought I'd go there didn't you? But no, I'm a girl with class
And while you're sittin there mindblown,
Go ahead and kiss my sweet ass

Oh, boy, look what came back at last,
It's a piece of AF O' finest scattered ass
You standin' by your man, that's so sweet I got a tear
But your flow feels like it sqirted out from your delightful rear!

I see where you are hatin' it's fine just pop a pill
You don't need a doctor cause your rhymes they're just not Ill.
Oh sleepy's gone? well get a phone and text it to me yo.
To back in time cos then I'll read it when I DIDNT know.

I don't wanna come off harsh, and call my girl a fool
But siddown, hush and listen cos time to go to school.
You seem to think talking to God is a modern fad? You let you down, your homies too. You make yourself look bad.

You think a fad? You're Dreaming girl, that shit is here to stay. Since monkey one fucked monkey two it's always been that way.
Cos people hear the word of God, it's true, don't get it twisted. A modern fad? I'm sad to say that's just ignorant bitch shit.

Want something new? I'll tell you true. You need pay more attention. Your own country talks God up in y'alls own declaration. So you and he can learn from me, down feel bad if I own ya, I'll scoop you out like some lame rapping pair of granuloma!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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Messages In This Thread
Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 12, 2014 at 11:58 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 1:18 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 6:46 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 17, 2014 at 2:17 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Cato - February 13, 2014 at 7:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 7:40 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 8:28 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 9:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:41 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 10:27 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 12:19 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 11:54 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 12:02 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:11 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 1:12 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:18 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:52 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:28 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:45 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:50 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 14, 2014 at 12:19 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 14, 2014 at 12:33 am

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