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Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
(February 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm)Luckie Wrote: They say I'm just a cute bunny,honey
But I'm still upset that no one thinks I'm funny!
So watch your necks, my teeth they rip
god, girl, you make me bite my own lip!
Anyways back to the task at hand. I have here a cheeky man
To thump to the next life
(or not) who knows, maybe Lot's wife?
Oh wait, fairy-tale I forgot
Where's Chtulhu and his bag of dank pot?
First I think, I'll take a nap
Btw I don't pop pills I just sit in Esquilaxs' lap and rap
o.0

You wanna go hard? You wanna talk stories?
Lot's wife ain't one fraction of the bibles full glories.
gonna tell you bout a ho bag by the name of Oholibah
A slut who's dark adventures might be more downward with ya
She lusted after lovers. Who had dicks like those on horses.
Her tits she loved fondled, and if i can just wallow, I'm guessing those effusions, she probably would swallow.
So if you want stories, and good cherry picks, forget sodom and go for the ones with big dicks.
You think I am lot? I can tell you i'm not, ain't no righteous man here, nor's that guy with the pot.
So you can keep the dorks wife and her pillar of salt, while i chill in my crib with a nice single malt.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 12, 2014 at 11:58 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 1:18 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 6:46 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 17, 2014 at 2:17 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Cato - February 13, 2014 at 7:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 7:40 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 8:28 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 9:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:41 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 10:27 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 12:19 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 11:54 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 12:02 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:11 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 1:12 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:18 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:52 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:28 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:45 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:50 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 14, 2014 at 12:19 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 14, 2014 at 12:33 am

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