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Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
(February 13, 2014 at 11:50 am)Luckie Wrote: Sejanus was the first but i left him for last
Because I like him so much, I just want to give him a free pass

Maybe there is something amiss, with me
I feel like layin a smackdown from time to time, you see

Right now though I feel like Miss Starling
Are you really trying to mind analyze me, darling?

See you're in the cage, I'm the one free
You covet your prey, and I'm the one that flees

The rabbit knows better than to scream for the fox
Lest he eat the bunny's brain with a fork
And stick it in his lunch box

Sure I have lambs in my head that are screaming
But luckily that only happens when I'm dreaming

So nothing to see, nothing to analyze here
Btw I always wondered: arent you indeed queer?

Queer?
Let's take this up a gear
Now look here
If I was a queer
You AF skanks wouldn't fear
What I've got down here
That's right, its both near

and far
bigger than a car
a bar
or even a star

You think you're fancy?
well lets see
I'll eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

You may be Starling
but I am the king
just look at my bling
it's an infinity more than everything
you could ever bring,
every watch and every ring
you've got nothing
so tell me Starling
did that sting?


And to all you other fakers
You have just met your makers!

That's right, I am legion
In each and every region
I'll give you lesions
and reasons
to cry throughout the seasons

check out my cohesion

it's better
than each and every letter
you spit like a leper
or a dyslexic Hector
So suck on my pecker
I am Hannibal Lecter


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Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 12, 2014 at 11:58 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 1:18 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 6:46 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 17, 2014 at 2:17 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Cato - February 13, 2014 at 7:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 7:40 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 8:28 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 9:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:41 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 10:27 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 12:19 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 11:54 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 12:02 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:11 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 1:12 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:18 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:52 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:28 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:45 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:50 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 14, 2014 at 12:19 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 14, 2014 at 12:33 am

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