Thought I'd share from another thread:
ONTOLOGICAL LOGIC APPLIED IN REAL LIFE
***Walks into a bank***
"Hi, I'd like to withdraw one million dollars from my checking account."
"Sir, you don't even have an checking account at this bank."
"Well, is it possible I could have an account at this bank?"
"Um, sure, but I don't see..."
"And is it possible that a checking account could have 1 million dollars in it?"
"Well, theoretically, but..."
"And an account with one million dollars would have a million dollars in it, right?"
"Sure but..."
"And if I didn't have an account at this bank, it couldn't have 1 million dollars in it?"
"Exactly, and..."
"So we can imagine that I have a checking account with one million dollars at this bank, such a thing could exist and if it didn't exist, it wouldn't have 1 million dollars in it. So my account with 1 million dollars in it MUST exist."
"Wait! What?"
"So I'd like to withdraw my million dollars, please."
***Get thrown out of the bank***
ONTOLOGICAL LOGIC APPLIED IN REAL LIFE
***Walks into a bank***
"Hi, I'd like to withdraw one million dollars from my checking account."
"Sir, you don't even have an checking account at this bank."
"Well, is it possible I could have an account at this bank?"
"Um, sure, but I don't see..."
"And is it possible that a checking account could have 1 million dollars in it?"
"Well, theoretically, but..."
"And an account with one million dollars would have a million dollars in it, right?"
"Sure but..."
"And if I didn't have an account at this bank, it couldn't have 1 million dollars in it?"
"Exactly, and..."
"So we can imagine that I have a checking account with one million dollars at this bank, such a thing could exist and if it didn't exist, it wouldn't have 1 million dollars in it. So my account with 1 million dollars in it MUST exist."
"Wait! What?"
"So I'd like to withdraw my million dollars, please."
***Get thrown out of the bank***
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
